16 December 2010

i'm sick of James Franco

why is it that James Franco, an actor, goes back to film school and, because he's an actor, people are just bedazzled by his awful films??? i know why: because he's just so damn hot. this is what's ruining america. this and the fashionably terrible mustache. did i mention how much i love trends and those that dive into them?

simply because he is a famous, lusted-after-by-most-every-woman actor... so hip and so trendy... meanwhile, there are actual "film makers" who make films worth watching - sadly most of us will never see them. yet, james franco gets write-ups in Esquire and such magazines on a regular basis. honestly, i think Esquire just wants to suck his dick.

here's a clip from his student film The Feast of Stephen which is not at all incredible in any sense of the word: http://www.movieline.com/2010/02/hang-time-its-james-francos-queer-naked-basketball-short-nsfw.php

after watching this short clip, like the boy at the end who leaps over a wall, i shared the same sentiment of leaping off of a cliff. i understand that art can be stretched to the utmost limits these days, but really. not only is the naked male body not something that should be plastered in full frontals, but dudes playing basketball stark naked... ? yeah, try to sell that argument to me and i'll go buy a pogo stick.

2 comments:

  1. I know I am sick as hell of him. Once he landed in New Haven he took over the damn place. If I hear one more Trust Fund Yalie mention his name I am going to flipar!

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  2. I thought it was common knowledge James Franco was lame.

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