"i thought it would never come to this.... but the guy gave the pig a venereal disease"we're coming right out of the shadow of last week's recognition of World AIDS Day, and then this week i get an interesting email from a hometown friend: the article above. now, being from the MS delta, shit like this really doesn't surprise me; however, if you read closely enough, it comes to be that the swine owner had to take the pigs to the vet because the pigs were given vaginal infections from multiple (12!!!!) sexual assaults by some sicko named Andrew Lee Nash, some 52 year old loser who is so desperate to get laid that he decides to hole up in a pig pen. what a pimp.
pause. back up. re-read.
the pig got a vaginal infection from some sicko who apparently likes to give it to farm animals. now, the reason i mention World AIDS Day is the whole theory that people got AIDS from having sexual relations with monkeys (now don't even start - i'm neither condemn nor condone any theory about AIDS), but just think... maybe humans gave monkeys AIDS.... because if a pig is so desirable to a human (if you consider Mr. Nash to be so), there's got to be another demented sonofabitch out there who got similar ideas about monkeys - considering they aren't too far from humans... except that they're about a million times more entertaining... especially in top hats.
either way, this dude needs to be made an example. castration? absolutely. lobotomy? nah, the sonofabitch is already dumb enough to repeatedly assault pig vaginae so no need to make him dumber. either way he's useless to society - but i'll guarantee you he'll be out and about quicker than some dude arrested for a quarter bag of weed.
either way, can anyone think of anything more disturbing than having sex with farm animals? well i can: giving farm animals a fucking venereal disease. in all seriousness, this really fucks up this pig farmer's business i would imagine. a diseased pig isn't really an ideal thing to have around the farm. plus, these pigs (multiple pigs were assaulted...) will now have to explain to the studs that some sicko gave them VD. how embarrassing... also, you have this scumbag running around fucking pigs and no telling what else.
in my opinion (and what the fuck do i know, anyway?), such unnatural intercourse deserves quite an unnatural course of action. honestly, this guy just might enjoy going to prison - shit, at least he'll get sexually assaulted by a human or vice versa. i'd hope the prison officials warn the fellow inmates that this guy gave multiple pigs VD from multiple sexual assaults. then we could just bypass the prison system and someone would end up solving this real quick like. after all, who would want to be stuck in a 10 ft. cell with a pig fucker?
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